Em: Hey, isn’t that where you get your hair done?
Me: Yup!
Mom: I need to go in there and get some hair for the garden to keep the groundhogs away.
Em: Oh, that works for groundhogs too?
Mom: Yeah. I am wondering if I can go out every once in a while and spray it with hairspray to keep it fresh.
Em: Well, it would definitely keep it in place!
So awful it’s funny!
